Dirt Sandwiches

Description

Do you love minerals? Are you a big fan of living vertebrae crawling around in your stomach? Do you like to EAT DIRT?

If you answered yes to ONE or MORE of these questions, then you're sure to FALL IN LOVE with FARAWAY INTERACTIVE's DIRT EATING MINECRAFT VIDEOGAME MODIFICATION EXPANSION PACK TM!!

That's right, the time all DIRT EATING fans have been waiting for, it's time to ruin a perfectly healthy meal with something that will almost definitely ruin the next 3 weeks of your life, for the low low price of 5 GREAT BRITISH POUNDS!

For access, send the £5 note to Diamond Publishing Ltd, The Metropolis Group, 2nd Floor, Saunders House, 52-53 The Mall, Ealing, London, W5 3TA.

The Sarnie (Outsider's Perspective)

The Sarnie (Consumation Perspective)

The Sarnie (Post-Consumption)

What means Verified?

• Compatibility: The mod should be compatible with the latest version of Minecraft and be clearly labeled with its supported versions.
• Functionality: The mod should work as advertised and not cause any game-breaking bugs or crashes.
• Security: The mod should not contain any malicious code or attempts to steal personal information.
• Performance: The mod should not cause a significant decrease in the game's performance, such as by causing lag or reducing frame rates.
• Originality: The mod should be original and not a copy of someone else's work.
• Up-to-date: The mod should be regularly updated to fix bugs, improve performance, and maintain compatibility with the latest version of Minecraft.
• Support: The mod should have an active developer who provides support and troubleshooting assistance to users.
• License: The mod should be released under a clear and open source license that allows others to use, modify, and redistribute the code.
• Documentation: The mod should come with clear and detailed documentation on how to install and use it.

How to Install