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Dirt Cheap Golems

Dirt Cheap Golems

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Turn dirt, sand, netherrack and other junk blocks into tiny disposable golems that farm, defend and haul items until they wear out.
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Updated Oct 14, 2026
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Dirt Cheap Golems

Dirt Cheap Golems

Turn dirt, sand, netherrack and other junk blocks into tiny disposable golems that farm, defend and haul items until they wear out.

Every survival world ends up with chests full of dirt, sand, gravel and netherrack. Dirt Cheap Golems gives those blocks a job: two blocks + one cheap core = a small golem that works for your base.

The catch: golems are disposable. They wear out as they work, as time passes and when the weather turns against them. When one crumbles, you build another, and your junk blocks finally have a use.


How it works

1. Craft a Golem Core (yields 2)

Golem Core recipe

4 Clay Balls around 1 Redstone Dust. That's it.

2. Stack two blocks of the same material and use the core on them.

The pillar comes to life where it stood, and that spot becomes the golem's home. Golems stay within 16 blocks of it.


The golems

Golem Made from Job Weakness / cost
🌱 Dirt Golem Dirt, Coarse Dirt Harvests and replants mature crops Melts in rain and water (it runs for cover)
🏜️ Sand Golem Sand, Red Sand Stationary turret that blinds and slows hostile mobs Every shot chips it away
🔥 Netherrack Golem Netherrack Walking light that hugs monsters and burns them 3 blasts and it's ash; turns to stone in water or rain
🟪 End Stone Golem End Stone Flies around and teleports dropped items into a linked chest Every 4 items cost integrity
🪨 Gravel Golem Gravel Wall artillery that throws flint, then leaps down and buries enemies in gravel Every shot costs integrity; the leap is its last act
🛡️ Basalt / Deepslate Golem Basalt, Deepslate and variants (mixable) Your personal shield: follows you and absorbs arrows and fireballs Every projectile it absorbs cracks it

🌱 Dirt Golem: the Farmhand

Wanders around its home looking for mature wheat, carrots, potatoes and beetroot, harvests them and replants using a seed from the drops. It never tramples farmland. When it rains, it hides under cover and waits it out.

🏜️ Sand Golem: the Turret

Never moves and can't be knocked back. It fires sand at hostile mobs within 12 blocks: Slowness II plus Sand in Eyes, which makes the mob lose its target and most of its follow range. The shots pass right through players and villagers.

🔥 Netherrack Golem: the Thermal Kamikaze

Lights up your base as it patrols (light level 12). When a monster gets close, it charges, hugs it and releases a thermal blast that sets nearby hostile mobs on fire. The blast never breaks blocks and never hurts players, golems or passive mobs.

🟪 End Stone Golem: the Collector

Sneak-click a chest with a Golem Core to link it, then sneak-click the End Stone Golem with that core. It floats around its home and teleports dropped items straight into the chest. Put it next to a Dirt Golem farm and the harvest stores itself. Works with barrels, shulker boxes and modded storage too.

🪨 Gravel Golem: the Artillery

Put it on top of your walls. It throws flint shards at hostile mobs up to 16 blocks away, preferring targets below it. When a monster gets too close or stands right under it, the golem leaps down and buries it under falling gravel. Gravel is only placed in empty space, and it respects the mobGriefing game rule.

🛡️ Basalt / Deepslate Golem: the Shield

Belongs to whoever built it. In Follow mode it walks with you, steps between you and archers, and absorbs hostile arrows and fireballs (ghast fireballs don't even explode). Sneak-click it with a core to switch to Guard mode and leave it protecting your base.


Integrity: why golems don't last

Every golem has integrity (0–100), separate from its health.

  • It only goes down: by working, through its weakness, and slowly over time.
  • Potions and healing restore health, never integrity. There is no repair.
  • Cracks show how close a golem is to the end.
  • At zero, it crumbles, sometimes giving back a bit of its material.

Commanding golems

Sneak + use the Golem Core for orders. Sneaking never creates a golem.

Action Result
Sneak + click a chest, barrel or any storage Links it to the core (the core starts to glow)
Sneak + click a golem Gives it an order (link a chest, switch Follow / Guard)
Sneak + click the air Clears the link

Friendly by design

  • Golems never attack players, villagers, passive mobs or each other.
  • Golems never break your builds: the only blocks they break are the crops the Dirt Golem harvests. The only blocks they place are the Gravel Golem's gravel and the stone a Netherrack Golem turns into, and only into empty space.
  • Players who can't build somewhere (adventure mode, spawn protection) can't create golems there.

Configurable

Every number (decay rate, home radius, ranges, damage, costs, drop chances) lives in config/dirtcheapgolems-common.toml. Which blocks build each golem is controlled by block tags, so modpack makers can change them with a datapack.


Minecraft 26.3 · Forge 66 · Languages: English, Português (Brasil)

Source code & issues on GitHub · License: MIT

dirtcheapgolems-2.0.0.jar
MC Client, Forge, Server, 26.3
Release 2026-10-12 Get
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