DerpCats

DERPCATS, A MINECRAFT MOD

I present the FIRST CAT. THE MASCOT. THE MIGHTY... Fart Cat, and yes, it farts. It farts green sparkles. It is also known to produce flatulence when hurt. (Notice the green sparkles)

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Here is the Exploding Cat. Don't hit it too much, or it'll go on an exploding rampage!

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This is the Grumpy Cat. He doesn't like you. He's kind of moody. It's rumored that when he dies he creates a huge explosion.. be warned.

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This is the Companion Cat. He loves you. Tame him with some catnip, heal him up with catnip more. Catnip catnip catnip.

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This is the Mean Cat. Hostile, really doesn't like you. Like, less than Grumpy Cat likes you. Will attempt to eat you. Run or fight. Do not come within 20 blocks of. DANGER. They're known for inhabiting forests in groups of 1 to 3.

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This is the Robot Cat. Beep boop beep boop. Do not attack, may cause errors or system shutdown. This cat makes binary! He likes to hang around Space Cat.

Specs: 2 USB 3.0 Slots - 1 HDMI Slot - 1 Ethernet v5.1 Slot - Two High Quality WLAN Antenna - Runs DerpOS v1.0 - Blue F.A.C.E. LCD Monitor w/ Power Display Light.

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This is the Space Cat. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! He likes mountains and hills of all sorts. Works for NASA. He doesn't say much because he's breathing via his oxygen mask...

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This is the Giant Cat. He's gigantic and slow. He drops a MASSIVE amount of meat. Tasty meals? Unless you're not into eating cat? :/ (Does not spawn naturally, only by old cat lady)

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This is the Spider Cat. Spider cat, spider cat, does whatever a spider cat does... He climbs walls. He's actually really peaceful and rainbowy. Not as bad as you'd think.

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Hot Dog Cat is literally a hot dog. Bun and meat. Hot Dog Cat is known to drop tasty meals when killed, with a rare chance of MUSTARD HOTDOG.

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This is the Old Cat Lady. She spawns an abundance of cats around her. (Psst, she has a rare chance of spawning the legendary GIANT CAT).

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This is Hop Cat mid-jump. Hop cat sits in his spot and hops aggressively. It is not recommended to take Hop Cat inside, as he might hit your ceiling.
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This is chef cat, the most pristine feline chef! Chef cat randomly drops cooked steak for a tasty meal!
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This is giraffe cat, the tallest cat in all of Minecraftia! Giraffe Cat inhabits the Savanna.

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This is Crazy Cat. Crazy Cat's legs are constantly rotating as well as its tail. Crazy Cat is known to have minor explosions which result in it being flung in random directions. Crazy Cat is not only a danger to others near it, but to itself. Do not worry though, you will be fine.

 

 

Speaking of, Catnip is craftable! One wheat = one catnip.

And of course, the catnip can be made into a BLOCK. Nine catnip filling the table and you'll get a catnip block! Catnip blocks also turn back into nine catnip!

 

Now, don't deny it. Cats have meat, and I figured this mod should be realistic in that matter. Choose not to eat it? Fine. But there's cat meat.

 

There's also a circuit board that the Robot Cat drops, other Robot Cats will follow circuit board.

 

There are two types of hot dogs to enjoy that drop from the hot dog cat!!!

Mustard and normal! (What about ketchup??) Deal with it boi there's no ketchup

 

 There's  also the cat dimension teleporter, but that's next! Open the CAT DIMENSION spoiler.

In order to travel to the cat dimension,  you will need a Cat Dimension Teleporter.
This can be crafted like so!

Now that you have it, right click to travel to the cat dimension.
Here's a screenshot!

Be warned! At night, mean cats invade the dimension. In the day, cats roam freely.
Have fun!