A loving parody of the Artifacts mod's Whoopee Cushion. Where Artifacts gives you one cushion with one fart, Artifarts gives you a whole wardrobe.
Equip a cushion in the Seat slot (added through Curios). After that, every time you press sneak there's a chance you let one rip — same trigger as the original Whoopee Cushion, but each cushion has its own sound at a randomized pitch, so the comedy never gets stale.
| Cushion | What you hear |
|---|---|
| Wet One | a wet, bubbly raspberry |
| Silent but Deadly | a faint, sneaky hiss |
| Cheek Squeak | a tiny high-pitched squeak |
| Thunder from Down Under | a deep, rolling rumble |
| Machine Gun | a rapid burst of toots |
| Trouser Trumpet | a brassy honking blat |
| Alarm | a wailing siren |
| Booty Bomb | a huge explosive boom |
| Allthefartium Cushion | randomly plays one of all eight |
Every cushion is a simple shapeless recipe — a base plus one themed item:
Leather + Wind Charge as a fallback that always works.
