WhatVersioning
Because Mojang’s new versioning was not cursed enough.
A tiny client-side troll mod that replaces your Minecraft window title (and F3 version string) with completely unhinged, randomly chosen nonsense versions — with a hotkey (default F9) to switch titles instantly mid-game (And if you press Shift + F9, we will reload the config before changing title).
Perfect for:
- Confusing your friends on checking your version
- Making your stream chat question reality
- Triggering Microsoft employees
Titles
- "Minecraft 114.514",
- "Minecraft 2/3/4/5",
- "Minecraft blackwell",
- "Minecraft operation black ice",
- "Minecraft mojang is retarded",
- "Minecraft 26.2",
- "Minecraft MoForce 576.08",
- "Minecraft 4™",
- "Minecraft CopperLake",
- "Minecraft i25-18900kx",
- "Minecraft 42.7.04",
- "Minecraft 0.114.5",
- "Minecraft CreateOS 1.0.114.6",
- "Minecraft 845",
- "Minecraft UI 12.5 Enhanced Edition",
- "Minecraft：第12话 我最好的史蒂夫",
- "Minecraft: 终",
- "Minecraft: It's MyGO!!!!!",
- "Minecraft KB5063878",
- "Minecraft Y16S1",
- "Minecraft 2025 Ver.CN1.14.5G",
- "Minecraft 9.9.25-114514",
- "Minecraft 1/2",
- "Minecraft Studio 581.57"
Just drop it in, launch, and watch the world burn (quietly).
Warning: Mojang may cry. Microsoft definitely will.
Made in ~30 minutes after Mojang dropped the new versioning manifesto. Enjoy the apocalypse.
